I GAVE UP FOR A DAY

I don’t do this very often, but I know that some of my readers are into some freaky shit, so I thought I’d give them some pictures of a transsexual in her/his lingerie for i-D Magazine. It’s not exactly my cup of tea, but I’m not judging you. What’s that? Shut the f@#k up! I’m being told that this is actually Shakira, a real woman. She looks hot, but I would have bet good money there’d be franks and beans in those underwear. Does this make me gay? I’m confused.

You could probably win money to spot any cleavage in the chest area of these celebrities. That, however, hasn't stop them from climbing the ladder of success - proving that breast size might not have much to do with making it big.

Eva Longoria says : I like being small; I've known so many women with big boobs who feel overweight or end up with back problems.

Kate Moss is a supermodel flattie who regularly shows them off on the ramp.

Julia Roberts had to resort to padding for Erin Brockovich, but stays natural most other times.

Paris Hilton says: I like being flat. I think it's hot.

Cameron Diaz's pair of little airbags didn't stop her from getting into Charlie's team.

Bai Ling persists with her nipslip sprees despite her very tiny assets.

Calista Flockhart is one TV superstar who gets all the work done with a tiny pair of tits.

Vanessa Hudgens' tiny-boobs didnt prevent the instant internet stardom she gained from leaked pics.

Shakira: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains.