From time to time we have Russian custom design calendars. Many readers enjoy them.
The world’s economic crisis inspires such creations now. The calendar is devoted to bankrupted previously living rich traders and bankers.
The one above reads:
“So friend, you finished playing on market?
Then go clean my shoes in supermarket!”
Let’s see what’s more inside:
“Hey trader don’t jump!
Better go and learn how to rasp!”
That’s the calendar cover.
“Hey manager there is no need to despair!
Let’s go to the jobless fair!”
“Out of money, you richy dumb?
That’s no problem!
Join us in finding food on the dump!”
“Hey pop-start turn out the volume!
There is no money to invite you to podium!”
“Hey enterpreneur - no sorrow!
Go buy salt in the nearest store!”
“So oil trader, the oil prices are diver?
Sit in your limo and become a taxi driver!”
“Those are the hard day now and still
Go and insert the teeth of rusting steel”
“Don’t know to go in dollars or euro?
Drink on all money and save your nerves!”
“Hey soldier, you got fired?
Go to the forest to rob or become a pirate!”
“You like glamours? Was invited to party?
Steal there some food and be happy!”