It seems that about the only thing you can do at the cemetery is be dead. Oh, wait - they’ve probably got a rule against that too. “No car washing, no fighting,no picnicink” …makes you wonder…if they haven’t had problems with people doing these particular things in the cemetery before…They’ve got strict rules regulating … well, everything!
The Linden Hill United Methodist Cemetery, located between Bushwick, Brooklyn and Ridgewood, Queens, take themselves very seriously.
We got some new rules that we could add :One to a coffin, please, no decomposing and… no living persons allowed, violators are subject to arrest, death and burial!!