I GAVE UP FOR A DAY

The personal life of Tiger Woods has become fodder for tabloids after the champion golfer crashed his car outside his home last week under mysterious circumstances. It has been widely speculated that the accident happened after an argument between Woods and his wife Elin Nordegren about his alleged affairs with other women. In a statement posted on his website, Woods has since offered a "profound apology" for "transgressions" in his life.

With that kind of cleavage and that cute a face, she’ll certainly get my Maxim vote. However, “I could fall in Love” by Salina. That’s all I have to say. Bahara, that’s your Myspace Profile song? Come on! You’ve got to be kidding me. Bahara, you’re 18, hot, dance in Vegas and are trying to come off sweet and romantic? No. Whoa Whoa wait a second. I just scrolled down to see that she’s a proud parent? This cannot be possible. She’s 18 years old, is gorgeous, and parties around town in Vegas and Phoenix. I’m sorry but how the hell can she be a parent too? I have to assume the whole 18 year old thing isn’t true. Either that or the parent thing isn’t true. If her being a parent is true, there’s just no way I can possibly make fun of her. It just wouldn’t be right.